What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But this is not

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your going to be alright just relax

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?